Yesterday I murdered a rock,
today I injured a stone
and hospitalized a brick.
I'm so mean I make medicine sick.

I've rassled with an alligator,
I've tussled with a whale,
I've done handcuffed lightnin'
and threw thunder in jail.

I'm so fast I run through a hurricane and not get wet.
George Foreman is gonna pay me a dept

(von fm4.orf.at geklaut)

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